You guys gave me some amazing suggestions! I've been working my way through a few at a time during each visit to Trader Joe's, but here's the list in its fullness for you to enjoy.
- speculoos cookie butter ✓ (yay for my dutch heritage! I grew up eating the cookies that this spread is made of, so not only is it amazingly delicious, it is nostalgic)
- wine ✓
- hummus ✓ (E and I eat a good amount of hummus and we were amazed at how much better TJ's is vs. almost every other kind we've tried)
- pretzel thins ✓ (pair with cookie butter)
- chocolate covered: pretzel thins ✓ (see above), almonds with sea salt and turbinado sugar ✓ (cannot recommend enough; we are addicted), raisins, caramels, orange sticks, coconut bonbons, s'mores, pistachio toffee
- goddess dressing ✓ (really good on spinach salad)
- Italian truffle cheese ✓
- lemon pasta
- plain tart frozen yogurt
- salsa autentica
- double-roasted salsa
- dried blueberries
- mint chocolate covered espresso beans
- kettle corn
- mingling olives
- a fig walked into a bar bars
- pesto
- edamame nuggets
- Crotin goat cheese trio
- almond milk yogurt
- pizza dough
- vegetable tempura birds nests
- ice cream mochi
- frozen fire-roasted corn
Edited to add:
p.s. see also the comments section on this post at elefantitas algres
p.p.s. just found the blog What's Good at Trader Joe's
I am apparently not the first to ask this question!